Tart shot vs h20 weapon vehicle

I haven’t posted a shot of a bike being tarted up by a girl-tron lately, so heres one I found over at the BMX Museum:

Brittany is buffing the stem pad on what apears to be a Haro Master although I kind of don’t remember them making one with integrated threads for pegs. Maybe this is a General…didn’t General make a Haro Master clone? I could be wrong on that.

I’m giving some points for the lightning bolt seat, but they are negated by the ridiculous height the seatpost is adjusted to. Clearly this bike is a display piece because that post would bent the first time you sat on it.  I’d like to remind you that I post bikeTarts not because I think they are particulaly hot, but because it amuses me that at some point people decide that they want -enhance- a pic of a bike by popping their g/f in it, or integrate babe-trons into the pics they post when trying to sell bike parts in hopes it will increase the value. The results are usually hilarious. Nice bubble Brit…

Moving on to more high tech news…have you seen what they have done to the Green Machine?

Your favorite Big Wheel has been turned into an air powered h20 weapon!

2 Responses

  1. man, I love the Green Machine. I never had one when I was a kid, but a friend of mine did, and I was very jealous. Looks like they ought to call that one the Blue Machine, though. A DIY modification to make it shoot green slime would be a huge hit with obnoxious little boys everywhere, and the bane of their sisters!

  2. that tart pic is hilarious. i love the trash can in the background, the rack of dirty “trainers,” and the slanted wall that screams “bedroom in my parents’ attic.” classy.

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