tandem action

Whatever. Bratz would never ride a tandem, it would be way too much WORK. Maybe one of them would get on the front and make some poor sap of a dood be the stoker…but theres no way they are gonna push that thing themselves. Whores.

snake session warning device

I’m going to put my Incredi-Bell on my BMX bike to let little kids know I am coming at the skatepark. Most of the older guys know how to ride a busy session, but the little kids on razor scooters, the ones riding bikes way too big for them, and the ones riding those new [...]