not an april fools day prank, but about one

Reposted from Mental Floss magazeen:

“The cycling magazine VeloNews has an April Fools’ Day tradition of posting farcical stories on its Web site. Last year, an article about the launch of a sperm and egg bank company, PC Olympic Genes, by former U.S. Olympians Davis Phinney and Connie Carpenter drew the ire of readers who didn’t understand it was a joke. According to the hoax, prospective parents could purchase Phinney’s sperm or Carpenter’s eggs for $250,000; for one million dollars, the company would combine Phinney’s sperm and Carpenter’s eggs. “It’s literally a no-brainer for couples who want champion children,” fictitious company spokesman Felix Magowan says in the article. “This is absolutely disgusting,” one reader later wrote. “I feel for these children who will likely be pressured to fulfill the athletic dreams of their parents. My admiration for these two exceptional athletes is now tarnished.” Previous April Fools’ Day articles published by VeloNews include a story that USA Cycling was outsourcing its membership services to a contractor in India, and a conspiracy theory that the sunflowers that line the route of the Tour de France are the result of a secret program of genetic manipulation.”

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